Inglorious Goobers: Progressives Line Up to Defend Clinton Corruption – CHRIS FLOYD

It’s amusing to see how our staunch progressives β€” who believe so deeply in a level playing field and fair play, who railed so vociferously against crony capitalism back in Bush-Time β€” are now twisting themselves in knots to dismiss the stories about that long-festering font of corruption, the Clinton Foundation.

Suddenly, what was once evil and corrosive β€” peddling elite insider influence for private profit β€” is just old hat, no big deal, business as usual. Indeed, Digby, the very avatar of β€œanguished support” (Tarzie’s deeply apt description of our progressives’ blind self-tethering to a party whose leaders β€” like the Clintons, like Obama β€” are so servile to Big Money and war profiteering that they make Dick Nixon look like Diogenes), points us to an β€œexcellent piece” by the ever-overexcited Charles Pierce, esquire (sorry, I mean Charles PierceΒ ofΒ Esquire), which sounds this very theme.

Pierce, wearing his prodigious classical learning lightly, informs us that β€œevery politician since Cato” has engaged in the multimillion-dollar crony fluffing and policy twisting that the Clintons have been practicing for years. This kind of thing β€” say, taking more than $100 million in β€œdonations” from an uranium magnate who then reaps gargantuan profits when the Clinton-headed State Department greenlights the sale that makes said magnate richer and gives Russia (led by a man that Hillary ignorantly likens to Hitler) control of one-fifth of America’s uranium production capacity β€” is just β€œbusiness as usual,” says Pierce. β€œEveryΒ politician” does this, every single one of them β€” and has done since the high and palmy days of Rome. You may agree or disagree with Professor Pierce β€” but no one can deny that this is a deeply informed, richly nuanced piece of analysis.

Pierce, renowned in progressive circles for his sharp-edged acumen, here plays the naif β€” Goober Pyle Goes to Washington. He scratches his head like a simple, honest feller befuddled by the silver-tongued talk of fancy-pants nabobs, and says that, as far he can tell, the detailed stories in the New York Times and Washington Post are just peddling a nebulous conspiracy theory, something about how President Hillary would be beholden to foreign donors or that the couple were pocketing Foundation cash or something. This is not, of course, the import of the stories, which lies in their fresh confirmation and amplification of the Clintons’ particularly successful example of elite influence-peddling. But a simple shrug of the shoulders blows this straw man away, and Pierce is off to the races in his time machine, reliving the false accusations that assailed the Clintons back in Starr-Time.

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