What do you do if you’re a freakin’ loser?
Oops, sorry – I don’t mean you. I mean ‘you’ as in your ideas and your party. And, actually, I probably don’t mean ‘your ideas’ and ‘your party’ for most people reading these words. So let me rephrase. What do you do if you’re a regressive Republican, and nobody’s anymore buying the insipid and insanely destructive myths that you’ve been peddling for decades?
What you do is you lie, cheat and steal.
Welcome to the Republican Party, USA, ladies and gentlemen.